MAGals

Pin-TrUmP Girls

In a bid to ramp up fundraising to pay for legal bills, the Donald J Trump has developed, as a part of his collectibles offering, a pin-up calendar for sale, including one for his friends and for his enemies – Donald’s Harem and Trump’s Witches respectively.  They can be purchased with Trump Bucks, and purchasers can be certain 100% of the proceeds are going to his support for women’s welfare charities. The current line-up for the calendar months is Alina Habib, Jena Ellis, Melania Trump, Lauren Boebert, Kayleigh McEnany, Hope Hicks, Sarah Sanders, Madeleine Elise Westerhout, Sydney Powell, Laura Loomer, Margorie Taylor Green and Nancy Mace with a bonus month of Judge Amy Coney Barrett.  Under discussion for further shopping network is a special adult video game version using artificial intelligence to conjecture about a naked virtual version of the women of Donald’s Harem.

Being bipartisan, Trump’s Witches includes a different slate of calendar girls consisting of Cassidy Hutchinson, Alyssa Farah Griffin, Stormy Daniels, Fani Willis, Letitia James, Stephanie Grisham, Molly Michael, Judge Chutkan, Liz Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, E. Jean Carroll and Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, plus a bonus CD with a soon-to-be hit song titled ‘Lock Her Up’ sung by the Supreme Court.