White House for Sale

Trump Merch - Selling Body Parts

Recent trends of the new Trump administration indicate the transactional and mercantilist core of Donald J. Trump.  Selling Teslas on the White house lawn like a lemonade stand is a very good start in selling the White House.  Next up is the selling of the sponsorship of the Easter Egg Roll, with the sponsorship being an easy way of laundering pay-to-play influence. 

This follows the previous sales of Bibles, pieces of a business suit, gold sneakers, talking plastic fish trophies and now bitcoin, potentially the most liable to corruption.  All this could lead to a real blitz in advertising with signage on the fence of the White House, like the dasher boards at a hockey rink.  Why not sell DJT-labelled American flags, like the Emirates logo across football (soccer) uniforms?

The opportunities are legion if one looks around where The Art of the Deal expands to selling the White House, like the moneylenders in the Temple from the Bible, even in the Trump Bible, unless they have been transformed in the heroes of that particular passage.

There are historical precedents for all of this. The value of selling relics of saints and selling indulgences can be easily met by The Donald in selling toenails, poop, body odor cologne, navel fuzz and maybe pubic hair from Melanie.