Perjury Prison

Fact Checking on the Fly

With the increase in rampant fibbing, fudging and outright lying leading to no criminal indictments, the prison system of the District of Columbia has initiated modifications and new prison extensions for those convicted criminals serving time for fraud, perjury etc.  As a prison rehabilitation effort, the convicts are being outfitted with bracelets with Siri capabilities that monitor and fact-check their public statements made in real-time. 

In order to set up the project, male prisoners were told that their body abdomen would be become ripped sculpturally with each untruth, with a similar aspect for women and their breast size.  The results were not surprising in expectations by the participants.

In another correctional facility development to house the growing number of Ponzi schemers, BitCoin supporters, start- up frauds and misbehaving athletes, cruise ships that have been decommissioned are being given a second life at floating prisons.