Nationalization of the Nazi
Tesla Take-Over
Similar to Nazi Germany turning on Russia after cooperating with Russia to invade Poland during World War II, Donald Trump has turned on Elon Musk after Elon Musk was featured on the cover of TIME magazine sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. Similar to taking Gaza from the Palestinians, Trump has decided to nationalize Tesla in totality as a matter of national security in maintaining the US superiority in space exploration, satellite network, electric cars and social media. The explanation in short was: Why just pal around with the world’s richest man when you can just take all his assets under Presidential authority. When asked if the asset seizure was legal, Trump’s response was, “Hitler annexed the Sudetenland for Germany’s national interest. Putin takes his oligarch’s money to fund the war in Ukraine. What is Elon going to do? Sue me?”
Trump explained that the initiation of the asset seizure was his feeling that Musk was developing dementia and was heading towards a Howard Hughes fate. Adding to the rationale for the seizure was the engagement of ICE, upon Trump’s directive, to follow up on Musk coming to the USA as an illegal immigrant. Trump stated, “There is no statute of limitations on this kind of crime, and it seemed like the indications are that he is a Nazi – in this case a bad Nazi”. Insiders have also suggested that Trump wanted to get him out of Mar-a-Lago and to keep him away from Melania who has been noted as having a sense for where the money is.
JD Vance lauded the move as he has been allowed to move out of the broom closet next to the Oval Office. His surfacing after Musk’s deportation was marked by Trump mistaking him for the supposedly deported Elon, asking Vance if he was just Elon Musk sporting a beard.
The percentage cut for this Art of the Deal move is to be used to fund Trump being added to Mount Rushmore that will also be renamed Mount Stable Genius. The fate of the visages of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln are unknown with some floating the idea that they will be re-sculpted to resemble Donald Trump Jr. Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump and Tiffany Trump. Critics of this move have surfaced wishful images of Saddam Hussein’s statue being pulled down in Baghdad.