Performance Art Politics

Outright Outrageousness

In a race to the bottom and to curry favor with the fearless leader, Republicans and other fellow travelers have created a game of who can suggest the most sycophantic idea in order to stay in the room with the stable genius.

Trump explained that the initiation of the asset seizure was his feeling that Musk was developing dementia and was heading towards a Howard Hughes fate.  Adding to the rationale for the seizure was the engagement of ICE, upon Trump’s directive, to follow up on Musk coming to the USA as an illegal immigrant.  Trump stated, “There is no statute of limitations on this kind of crime, and it seemed like the indications are that he is a Nazi – in this case a bad Nazi”.  Insiders have also suggested that Trump wanted to get him out of Mar-a-Lago and to keep him away from Melania who has been noted as having a sense for where the money is.

Suggestions so far:

Adding the Donald to Mount Rushmore (TRUE)

Changing the name of Greenland to the Red, White and Blue Land (TRUE)

Renaming Washington DC as Trumpton, District of Corruption

Moving the White House intact to Mar-a-Lago

Renaming United Airlines or American Airlines to Trump Airways

Rewriting the inscription on the plaque of the Statue of Liberty from “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” to “Trump does not want your poor and is going to charge for fresh air”

Changing all the names of the top ten airport in the USA including Canada to include Trump family numbers

Changing the name of the Super Bowl to the Trump BitCoin Bowl and using only one set of cheerleaders called the Strumpets

Requiring the mandatory purchase by school age children of Trump Bibles, Trump sneakers, Trump caps and Trump mittens and Trump backpacks

Besides the official portraits in government buildings, post office buildings and similar buildings, every classroom, gymnasium, dormitory room and school locker room have to have his portrait as well

Recategorizing the diagnosis of malignant narcissism as a superior human quality