X-Rated Cure

Don’t Forget the Porn

Based on a recent incident at the Happy Trails Elderly Care facility in the San Fernando valley, sometimes affectionately known as San Pornando, research has been initiated on the effects of video pornography on dementia patients.  During a chair exercise session at the Happy Trails Elderly Care Facility, the streaming session for exercise was interrupted by a live broadcast wifi cross-over of a pornography filming session in a nearby house to the elderly care facility. The observed effect was an immediate increase in cognitive awareness by the residents, and the residents were noted as engaged in conversations involving world events and issues of aging in place. Ironically, the name of the X-rated film being produced was titled “Happy Endings at Sunset Ranch.”

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