Body Double-Chin
Finding Fascist Feed Stock
Any worthwhile autocrat knows they need a body double or two. Rumors about Putin and Kim Jong Un having one or more of these is a real attraction for any status-seeking wannabe autocrat. Even Yevgeny Prigozhin supposedly had one, but we are not sure whether that was successful.
One of the issues for getting a successful body double is how hard it to find feed stock for an obese pasty man with an uncertain height stature. The only easy aspect for a body double is the orange dyed face and orange hair plugs badly arranged on a person’s head. However some bronzers have been linked to dementia, so another concern for a body double candidate, but the dementia aspect would assist in playing the part accurately.
There are just so many things to get right about imitating body change for the role of body double, and most of them are so wrong for any volunteer for a body double for Donald Trump. The body double would have to learn a bad golf swing, how to dance awkwardly like a jellybean with arms, do accordion hands while lying, and manage doing weird things with his lips while talking. He would have to learn how to cheat at golf, lie incessantly, talk over people and leer at women. One body double imitation to be mastered, which apparently would not be hard, is the mimicking of his voice as most comedians have mastered his cadence, mispronunciations and ability to create new words.
Things that would be tough to mimic would be the rumored small penis size, frequently noted body odor and small stubby fingers. That would take some serious cosmetic surgery.
Melania Trump would probably welcome the body double as an improvement in companionship if she can deal with having more than one of her current husband. A respite from a duplicate Trump in appearance might be a relief for Melania when the body double goes out of character.
There is a question of how many body doubles to have, who might notice two of them appearing at the same time, what happens if your cover is blown and what to do with the altered look in the future
The ultimate test is who wants to look like him for the rest of their life and the amount of plastic surgery involved. Will the money be worthwhile for possibly being assassinated by the Iranian secret police? Any body double should revisit their future with a peek at the last days of Mussolini.